Tuesday, January 10, 2012

The whole "Sun Allergy" thing.

I keep trying to tell them. Sometimes they just don't believe that I'm a vampire I think. They think that they can just escort me out into the light. That I'll just come out for day parties, and that I can't wait for that daytime date with the handsome mortal man.

But nope! I gotta show them all the hard way. So after a late nigt of partying, just before I have to descend into the dark earth, I'll have to let them see how even a peak at the new morning sun can cause my flesh to start smoking. Cooked flesh of a vampire is not a pleasant smell either! That usually puts an end to it. At least for those people. So many I have to drink their blood and slay them for trying to take me "into the light."

"Oh, but you're such a pretty girl, and so polite, surely, you are not one of those awful beasts! Surely you can be saved easily." Those folks, I definately enjoy drinking them dry. So annoying!